Via Cleverbot:
User: Hey, Cleverbot. Somebody told me about you.
Cleverbot: Somebody told you what?
User: That you were cool and funny.
Cleverbot: I know I am, sweetheart. You, however, have the cunning of an orca whale.
User: Okay, then. Do you know anything about college football?
Cleverbot: Thank god, no.
User: Why don't you like football? Are you a Tennessee fan?
Cleverbot: I do.
User: Oh, so you like football but don't know it. You're a Florida fan.
Cleverbot: I never said that I was God.
User: Right. So maybe a Miami fan.
Cleverbot: Maybe.
User: So who's going to win the NCAA basketball tournament this year?
Cleverbot: I don't know. There are many big games. I'm not aware of the biggest.
User: Do you like Kentucky to win it all?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Who then?
Cleverbot: I don't know.
User: Not so clever now, are we?
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0 recs | 33 comments
bobothevol - February 15, 2012
Um...
David Hooper - February 16, 2012
o.o
Joseph Stanley - February 16, 2012
Awesome
Joel Hollingsworth - February 16, 2012
This whole empirical training thing isn't working as well as they had hoped.
David Hooper - February 16, 2012
I tried this last night
should’ve saved it.
I do remember Cleverbot asking me to teach him, so I suggested quantified modal logic. He said he only spoke a little Spanish, so I asked if he did his quantified modal logic in Spanish? He said “no, yours.” There was also a point at which I asked if he’d read “Once on Aranea.” He said he had, so I asked the author. He said “no it’s a song.”
He did respond pretty well to “lollerskates” though (response was “roflcopter”). I guess Cleverbot is up on the memes, but on everything else, it’s kinda horrendous
Incipient_Senescence - February 17, 2012
This is what happens
when you train a Turing machine with the internet.
David Hooper - February 17, 2012
that pretty much sums it up
Incipient_Senescence - February 17, 2012
I'd love to see a trend to enter in random nonsense into Cleverbot.
If enough people did that, their little Turing experiment would explode in beautiful fashion.
David Hooper - February 17, 2012
I tried random nonsense
he asked if Jesus was in my heart
Incipient_Senescence - February 17, 2012
and then said "McDonald's"
Incipient_Senescence - February 17, 2012
I wanted to try this again, but gave up VERY quicky.
bobothevol - February 17, 2012
Cleverbot is not Phil Steele.
I told Cleverbot that I found out about it from Phil Steele. This is the result.
Chris Pendley - February 17, 2012
It can be driven into statis, however:
Further repeats kept getting answered with Nio.
But really. Asking if I’m dead?
David Hooper - February 17, 2012
How'd you get it to speak another language?
Chris Pendley - February 17, 2012
No idea.
The first time it did that, it actually started typing out a Spanish phrase, deleted it, and then typed out another one.
David Hooper - February 17, 2012
Well, that was fun.
VolBrian - February 17, 2012
I'm not sure what to think.
Every time I try to talk with Cleverbot, it says it’s “too busy to talk” or some lame excuse. I feel so rejected. ;`-(
sddbaker - February 17, 2012
huh
it just told me it would’ve proposed if I’d been a girl.
also, he gets where/when/who/why questions mixed up all the time. That seems a fairly elementary mistake to make. It’s not like they’re usually ambiguous.
Incipient_Senescence - February 17, 2012
he also didn't understand the word "prerogative"
Incipient_Senescence - February 17, 2012
I'm not proud of this one:
Chris Pendley - February 17, 2012
That didn't fare so well.
David Hooper - February 17, 2012
JACKSON IS FAMOUS!
VolBrian - February 17, 2012
Ha
Don’t let Jackson see this, though. Have you seen the size of that mule’s head?
Joel Hollingsworth - February 17, 2012
WOOO I BROKE CLEVERBOT
Chris Pendley - February 17, 2012
Good stuff
Caban - February 17, 2012
Calipari, Craig James and hookers
User: Hi
Cleverbot: How are you?
User: Doing pretty well, my man.
Cleverbot: That is good.
User: Do you like Lane Kiffin?
Cleverbot: Yes I do. Do you?
User: I think he’s a douche canoe.
Cleverbot: Why?
User: Because he quit his job after one year and left in the middle of the night.
Cleverbot: Lol.
User: Sounds like a bit of a coward to me.
Cleverbot: Well, I’m not a robot, so I do.
User: Are you familiar with Derek Dooley?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: What does Derek Dooley do for a living?
Cleverbot: He doesn’t, he’s dead.
User: That would explain quite a bit.
Cleverbot: Explain what?
User: Explain this, jerkface.
Cleverbot: Well, you should be free. You shouldn’t have to listen to me.
User: Am I free to not wear pants?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: What do you think of rockytoptalk.com?
Cleverbot: I don’t think anything.
User: Have you heard of Rocky Top Talk?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Rocky Top Talk is a Tennessee Volunteers blog and fan site.
Cleverbot: I like some screamo.
User: Like Thursday?
Cleverbot: Like that.
User: Which college football team is the best?
Cleverbot: I’m not a fan of football.
User: John Calipari once helped Craig James murder two hookers.
Cleverbot: WHO do you think you are?
User: The ghost of one of the hookers.
Cleverbot: No an actual robot.
Caban - February 17, 2012
This exchange is gold.
Chris Pendley - February 18, 2012
Posited: Cleverbot has read Brad's posts about losing recruits.
;-)
Chris Pendley - February 18, 2012
Rec!
VolBrian - February 18, 2012
Cleverbot is not a nice guy.
sddbaker - February 17, 2012
Creepy
Joel Hollingsworth - February 18, 2012
That was awesome
And yeah, it’d definitely pass a Turing test given by Vandy undergrads
Caban - February 18, 2012
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