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Impromptu National Championship Game Thread


Yeah. Late. I know. Thread. Big game. Go.

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So this is my first big game

without television service. Any tips/tricks for ESPN3? Seems to be doing fine now, but does it get tired?

I find it to be the best stream viewer out there.

Almost never hiccups and doesn’t cook my CPU.

Excellent

My ISP isn’t great, so I’m a bit worried, but so far so good.

Okay, nobody post here, all right?

…whoops.

did you end up looking at my BlogPoll ballot suggestions

thoughts?

Are there 300 players on LSU's sideline?
Paging Captain Checkdown...
I have to admit, OSU would have been much more interesting.

I don’t have a problem with Alabama being here on merits, but I would prefer to be watching OSU/LSU right now.

^^^ This

I haven’t posted here for, like, 4 years, but I figured tonight would be a nice time to join in on the fun

agree on all counts
I wish I could say it was for something petty like hating Bama.

But it’s just the thought of that passing attack against, well, either of these defenses.

I agree

Although, with the exception of Tennessee, all of my rooting interests seem to have something to do with how stuff will sell. Still fun, but different. But yeah, Okie State’s offense would have provided something different. Perhaps. Maybe they’d look as bad as Bama’s offense, though. Who knows?

Ooh

First SEC commercial. Wonder how many of those we’ll see tonight.

Hadn't even thought of that.

Do they get twice as much ad time, then?

Eh

Don’t know. Usually each school gets some action, but I don’t remember that many conference spots. Mostly, I’d rather see Brownie Pan commercials instead anyway.

Well, who wouldn't?
PAJAMA JEANS!
I've never heard of those

But they’re my new favorite things.

You are totally missing out...it's like the snuggie on crack.
On "crack"?

Nice one. Intentional?

OOH! I wish I could say it was...but now I'm over here cracking myself up!

Hahaha

Snuggies on crack

Huh. That’s . . . something.

um, like hoop pointed out...I guess it IS snuggies on your crack.

ew.

Go here for pajama jean goodness!

That's all well and good

But do they make them in sizes for people who’ve seen too many Brownie Pan commercials?

Are they selling them in the South?
KY has them...you know it!
Who knows?

All I know is that the chick in that commercial has never seen a brownie in her life.

Speaking of which

I just had brownies. And I’m going to go get another one now.

No brownies for me...just started p90X2 today.

Savor it for me, mkay?

Oh, I better have two then

;-)

Yes!

Tailored to stretch over BPA- Brownie Pan Ass.

And Pajama Jorts for the Gator fan.
Am I the only one who wishes this was back on ABC??

I know ESPN’s THE sports network and all, but the game being on ABC gives it more of a big time feel to me.

I just wish Brent Musberger weren't calling it
I want to call him Sydney J.

and make comments about his blue letter.

It's an SEC matchup.

It should be on CBS, no?

But then Verne Lundquist would be calling it!!
Why no horse collar there?
the second replay, it looked okay to me. He seemed to graze the horsecollaring but didn't actually do it.
I missed the replay.
Refs were probably advised to swallow their whistles.

But yeah, should have been called.

So predictions for the record?

I think I have LSU 31, AL 20. Maybe 17.

LSU 17, Bama 13

I don’t really see either offense cracking 20, the way things look so far.

True

I just keep thinking about the SEC CG. If LSU gets cooking, they can put up points in a hurry.

Oh most definitely, like the Arkansas game

But, Alabama seems to be the team that is best suited to prevent the runaway-train-type rallies from LSU

None from me.
How about 3-2?

Either way? ;-)

The atlanta falcons say 2 is okay by them.
ugh, below the belt....

When their OC is fired, I hope UT doesn’t suddenly hire him.

Hey I was cheering for the Falcons.

But 2 points is utterly doo-doo.

yeah, it was embarrassing

Stupid Mike Mularkey handcuffing the offense

Turner not meant to run outside either...just weird. IMO
the offense, all year, combined

had 68 yards on screens.

that should be enough to tell you how much of an idiot Mike Mularkey is

19-17

Bama winning. No real reason to pick bama, just because

Maze has an ouchie. A big one.
My nine-year-old

currently has garlic wrapped in toilet paper stuck in both of her ears.

Alabama fans are made of vampires?
Does it work?

And if so, what does it work for?

lol

It works. If the object is making me laugh.

I think it’s supposed to have something to do with concerns about ear infections. (How do you make that eyebrows raised thingy?)

lowercase oh, period, uppercase oh
I really don't care about this game.
Then you're in the right place!

Whatcha thinking?

This is the Stream of Consciousness thread, right?

My thoughts:

Man, that test this morning was hard.
I need another beer.
Oh, hey, I forgot there was a football game on.
I hate Alabama.
I hate Alabama a lot.
General Neyland > Bear Bryant
Bear Bryant was a racist.
Alabama doesn’t REALLY have 13 championships.
I need another beer.

That’s what I’m thinking.

That qualifies.

Related: Anybody got a good pork recipe for Crock Pots?

marinate in an imperial stout for 24 hours

then slow cook in said stout.

Tastes awesome

Hmm.

Help a guy who rarely ever touches alcohol. What would be a good stout? Or is Imperial Stout the actual brand?

ask I_S

Brewmeister! :-))

Sam Adams does one.
Rogue does one.

I still haven't actually made any yet. have the stuff, just need to figure out how it works
you really like the SA imperial stout?

Not a huge fan of SA… they even screwed up the Doppelbock. Then again, Old Fezziwig is awesome…

Sam Adams Boston Lager is my standby when there are no craft brews available.

I really like Old Fezziwig, too. It’s what their Winter Lager should be, imo.

I like some of the others, but nothing really overwhelms me from them.

Not saying I like them, just thinking of brands off hand that do them.

I’m not a stout girl. bleh.

I do like cream ales.

Kilkenny’s was the first beer I truly enjoyed.

I fancy ciders. There, I said it.
and I drink a lot of champagne.
I've never been a big fan of cider.

I’m only just not getting into the world of wine. I love Port.

You and I should never meet up then.

I have had very little in the way of wine, but Port is awesome. I fear that means I’d like brandy.

Drinking a glass of Port now...
I get many subtle clues that I would have made a fine British sailor back in the day.

Port is just one of those clues.

I don't do wine...but i love me some champagne!
Isn't champagne just sparkling wine?

Or am I completely wrong about that?

I’ve never had it either way. It wouldn’t surprise me if it’s a lot different, haha.

Champagne is a sparkling wine that is only from a certain area in France

All others that consider themselves champagne are sparkling wine. I find the carbonation the difference and drink a bottle of Korbel quite often.

That makes sense.

I’ll have to try it.

I love it, and I can't drink wines...I've tried Riesling, Pinot Grigio, chardonnay,

and some reds…just can’t do it.

all wine, to me

tastes like spoiled grapes.

Or cough syrup.
Tussin's good for ya!
I like cab sav and shiraz

not merlot though, which my parents drink.

Now Beringer zinfandel. . . I can drink that quicker than anything. Beer, Coke, water. zinfandel I can drink faster. I take a sip and suddenly the whole glass is gone. And then the next glass. And then the next glass

That's how I am with Champagne...

Very bad hangovers though…:-(

Drink a glass of water between glasses of alcohol.

Hangovers are primarily dehydration. ;-)

Oh I know...Sometimes I forget...a few glasses in.

Champagne ones are worse than beer or liquor…

Hydration station necessary.

Yeah.

Carbonation is as bad for hydration as alcohol itself.

I combine them! YAYAYA!
Funny story.

A friend and I went to Europe during college. Neither of us drank, but we went to on champagne cellar tour for the fun of it while we were in the area. At the end of the tour, they gave everybody a glass of their signature dry.

We couldn’t get past the first sip.

I've had it once... its pretty good.

We actually had it in my Volcanology class at ETSU for some “experiment” that I never understood the premise of.

Me too.

No problem admitting that.

that was my first and my fave homebrew product
I don't like all stouts

but I’m definitely a fan of a number of them. Duck Rabbit’s Milk Stout is pretty awesome.

Ever had Dogfish Head World Wide Stout?

It’s incredible. My favorite.

heard it's pretty awesome

but it’s hard to justify $8 for not even 12 oz for a stout…

then again, Celebrator Doppelbock is like, $5 or $6 for 11 oz….

Yeah, I've only had it once.

It’s $9 at my local liquor. I’ve only bought it once, but it was the best stout I’ve had.

I'm a fan of most SA stuff. except their summer ale, which sucks, and Boston Lager, which is mediocre

but Old Fezziwig, Winter Lager, Octoberfest, and Black Lager are all fantastic.

I forgot about Octoberfest.

I like that one, too.

wasn't impressed with their black lager

but admittedly Old fezziwig, Winter Lager, and Octoberfest are quite excellent. Then again, I could just drink my own homebrews…. ahh, screw it. too much work to get every style I love. I’ll just go buy some stone… or drive up into KY and buy Founders and dogfish head

did I tell you I got a home brew kit for Christmas?

excited to figure out how to work it

i remember that. the equipment kit, if I remember....

http://www.howtobrew.com/intro.html is pretty good, but if you’re in KTown I’d be willing to help ya out.

you did mention that

and I bookmarked it. I’m in Durham, NC now, but thanks for the offer

I love me some Dogfish Head

and Depot Street Brewery… I gotta support the Locals there :p

Smoky Mountain!

and Downtown Grill & Brewery!

Dogfish Head.

Hands down, my favorite brewery. I remember when my bartender told me they wouldn’t be shipping to Tennessee anymore. What a terrible day.

it's a style of beer

basically any high alcohol (>8%) stout.

You could also make a NC style bbq sauce, slow cook the stout in the stout, then drain, chop up, and slow cook for another hour or two in the bbq sauce

Ok, my Western-ness is now showing.

NC-style?

basically any "normal" bbq sauce

with a little more vinegar. Try for tangy, sweet, bitter, spicy. Everything all at once… hard to explain

Gotcha.

I knew SC was mustard. Couldn’t remember the hook on NC. Vinegar.

I don't think the stout quality is quite as important when using as a marinade

but I’m not 100% sure. and no, not a brand

Ok. I'll just find one then.

The Mrs. uses wines for cooking and I’ve had success with whites for fish, but not sure about heavier meats yet.

It's a style.

If you have any nearby liquor stores that sell beer, you could probably swing by and pick up a cheaper single bottle.

Yeah, I'll just hit Fresh Market.

If I have to get a 6-pack, I’ll take the rest to curling on Wednesday.

The only thing I've done with a pork roast in a crock pot

Is season it with salt, pepper, garlic, etc., slow cook it, break the meat apart, drown it in BBQ sauce.

I like falconnuke’s idea, too, though. I love cooking beef in a strong beer.

It's tenderloin if that helps.

I just want to have fridged, grab-and-dash ready stuff for work lunches. A good cooked pork and a full salad will do nicely.

on the subject of cooking meats in beer

I have some ground deer that I’m going to use to make deer chili (probably just with Carol Shelby’s mix because I’m lazy). thought I might throw some Winter Lager in it because I have some in the fridge and thought it might be good. Anyone have ideas on whether that will work?

Not a clue, but I can't see why not.
beer goes well

in every chili..

That'll be great.

I always cook chili with beer. The last time I made chili it was with a bottle of winter lager and italian sausage.

sounds good

a buddy of mine shot a deer and told me to take 2-3 lbs of the meat with me when I went back home after Christmas. so. . . I’m excited

I've only had just slow cooked pork

with Stubbs. Mix the spicy and sweet about equal parts. But that’s for crack pots like me. That’s what you meant, right?

The General Neyland > Bear Bryant

and Checkerboard > Herringbone

it's not as "omfg every play is amazing!"

feeling as the first game.

But it’s more enjoyable than all those offensive snorefests in the Rose Bowl, Fiesta Bowl, etc.

Should have named this the Impromptu Stream of Consciousness Thread.
Pajama jeans and garlic ears most exciting so far. :-)
Okay

I think we’ve come up with a name for the daughter we’re hoping to adopt from China. Naomi Faith, and we’re going to call her “Omi.”

Yeah, sounds more Japanese than Chinese, but I kinda like it.

Omi as in O-mee or Oh, My?
(I know, but that was fun to type.)
Just struck me. Another girl.

That’ll make it 4 on 1. Rites may be administered at any time.

You're forgetting the dogs

Also females. It’s a lost cause. I’ve watched both “Jump In” and some Jonas Brothers movie in the last two weeks. Hopeless.

well, bless your heart.

One woman is enough to deal with…I can’t deal with them and I am one.

Yes, but you love guns.

Speaking of which. I <3 my 10/22 something fierce. Talk about a fun gun.

I do <3 guns!

Should be getting my new little toy here in a couple of weeks…The Rock Island we chatted about a while back.

Oh, baby.

Oh, BABY.

(reference Scroll down a ways.)

THAT looks fantastic.
I may try it this weekend.
I love PW and I freaking DIE for Cheddar Garlic Biscuits!

I’m drooling on my keyboard.

Ahem . . .

BRING IT!

HUSH it.
;-)

;-)

Tony won't know.
At some point

Tony’s going to cash in, land on the sofa with a freezer full of Ben and Jerry’s within reach and stay until his flesh grows into the fabric.

Tony will be Pizza the Hut from Spaceballs
The more I hear from you, the more I <3 you.

(And the Mrs. would agree.)

By the way, I can get Benton's bacon three blocks from my house.

Three blocks!

I WANT SOME...RIGHT MEOW.
Kinda pricey - $7ish / pound, IIRC.

$7ish for something, at least. I’m half-tempted to go to the source and get it for half that price, then stick a bunch in the deep freeze.

all bacon is pricey
Yes, but Benton's is close to twice that of what I normally consider good bacon.

And it’s worth every penny.

Miss being down the road from benton's in Sweetwater...
I first had it at Tomato Head.

They were my gateway.

I grew up with it for breakfast and in my grilled cheeses.
Grilled cheese w/ Benton's bacon.

I know what I’m fixing for the Mrs. when she flies home.

Oh yes!

You’ll get major points!!! Delicious!

Oh, I know.

That’s a slam dunk.

I'm just saying that those prices are really completely not crazy
All joking aside

I’m incredibly lucky to have absolutely fantastic girls.

that why Chris took off?
Not sure where he went, now that you mention it.

Skyrimming, probably. ;-)

Certainly more offense than last game

Both teams do look sharp, though.

Wow

This measurement is going to be close.

Under review

looks like a bit of a pro Bama spot

This is starting to become a replay.

/yawn

meh...

I’m in the same place as a lot of folks, the sheer idea of this game bores me.

I know they deserved a rematch, but man… I’d much rather watch any non SEC team in the top 10 play LSU.. Heck, I’d rather watch Houston play them.

Just remember

this will hopefully put another nail in the BCS coffin.

The funny thing is, any kind of playdown would make a game like this even more likely.

It’s not that unpossible for a conference to have two teams in the top 4 or 8.

Thats a good point

But at least we wouldn’t have to listen to the “they don’t deserve to be there” complaints as much. (hopefully)

the funny thing

this was the first game in recent memory where, imo, the only two teams with any claim to the game are the two teams in it.

I can see that.

I have no problem with the argument for Okie State, honestly. They were no derpier at ISU than LSU was in Tuscaloosa; they just didn’t get as lucky.

gonna disagree here

Oklahoma State’s argument is as good as Alabama’s argument. Or at least very, very close.

If you think this is clear cut, what do you say about two years ago? More painfully obvious than you could ever imagine something could be?

2 years ago...

I’m still pissed about the "little sisters of the poor’ game being set up.

OSU, well, imo, when they star playing something approaching defense, maybe they have an argument. but until then, they’ll just be another Oklahoma or Ohio State

that's what I thought until I watched Bedlam

their defense was really, really impressive. I became a believer

yep...

and that Iowa State game felt like a total fluke.

a fluke that you could see coming a thousand miles away
I'll say,,,

that if I believed in soul selling, that game’s exactly what an Alabama fan selling his soul for an upset would look like.

But we all know they'd NEVER do a thing like that.

/scurriesdowntobuysoulsforthesecondhalf

I was utterly convinced...

that there was a cabal of Bama fans selling their souls for wins over UT when I was little.

The early 90s was a series of unexplainable Bama wins in the series.

Nope.

But it’s like having wild card teams make the Super Bowl. You’re getting the teams that were hot in January, not necessarily the ones that were hot in September through December. I have no problem with that, but it irks me to hear people talk about playoffs as a more fair way to find a #1 when they’re really talking about what they’ve seen during the regular season.

Playdown? Have you been reading Gil Thorp again?
Sometimes the generic term is easier.

Playoff carries more specific connotations to some people, and a few don’t see the +1 concept as a playoff.

But no: haven’t been reading Thorp.

the only time the BCS will have any legitimacy

is when they start handing the trophy to the winner of the SEC title game and cancelling the BCS title game

would've made 2001 even more depressing
It's still damn depressing.
Bama's beginning to move
aaaand they stop
FIRST TO 9 WINS
double digits? NEVA!!!!
where have I see this before?
Does anyone else here?

Think everyone obsessing about finding an indisputable #1 team in college football, is missing the entire point of college football?

pretty much

now, the other big-$$$ bowl game issues, that’s a completely different story. Especially with the bull that happens every year (VA Tech vs Michigan, while 1-loss Boise State plays 6-6 Arizona State)

and Arkansas and Kansas State and Michigan State and South Carolina

and Georgia and Oklahoma and Baylor (while we’re listing teams better than either VT or Michigan)

And about half the SEC that lost more games

especially since VT had one of the easiest schedules in the country

That too.

But fixing that would require taking the bowls out of the hands of the bowl committees and placing it in the hands of a central committee.

I'm just gonna say...

I was there for the National Championship, and it felt kind of empty. You kind of expect some great feeling, but once you’re there it’s kind of a letdown.

It’s nice and all, and the bragging rights for a year are great… but I honestly prefer the feeling of winning an SEC title to that of winning the NC.

I guess...

thats because at the end of it all, the NC celebration was really just a celebration of a win over Florida State since I’d celebrated all the other wins already. And its really hard to care about FSU, being a Tennessee fan.

OT...

The ones on the right are the best potato chips ever

The Ruffles Queso are up there with it!!!! OMNOMNOM
Tyrann Matthieu is to Honey Badger

as John Chavis is to . . . ?

That whole honey badger thing is driving me closer to cheering for Alabama every time I hear it.

It’s petty, I know, but still.

I would have had much more tolerance for it

Had it not been for (1) the guy continually talking trash to a three-TD underdog Tennessee team, and (2) that sucker swipe late in the first Alabama game.

The guy’s good, though, and the meme has been perfectly played and timed. The masses are just now getting on the wave. But yeah, I can’t tell you how many times I heard it with the TVs on all day. Some guy even came in wanting me to print a shirt with the full un-Fumerized phrase on it today.

Alabama has a shot to get to 9

which would pretty much end this

Anyone think its a possibility...

that Chavis only said no temporarily because of the NC game?

Also, how many idiot fans would lose their mind if Chavis were rehired?

I'd lose my idiot mind for sure.
oh...

he was godawful when it came to 3rd down and long for some reason, but he was good at everything else

Oh I remember....3rd and Chavis sticks with ya.
And having had the success he had at LSU,

it’d be pretty easy for him to recruit good talent to Tennessee.

except all reports say he doesn't actually bother to recruit
he doesn't go out on the road...

but he does close things out in his office.

God knows he never had trouble closing out on prospects at UT

that was a twitter war and a half.
Well, you know what I mean.

Attract.

which direction of idiots are you talking about?

the kind that think it means we made a crap hire, or the kind that think it means we’re back?

crap hire

thinking the hatvols of the world

by that...

I mean you can think its a mediocre hire, and I have no complaints.

Just want to see the folks who start claiming they are abandoning UT football for good because we hired John Chavis. The guys who claim they donate $10k per year and will stop now, while posting anonymously on a free UT message board.

It's official. LSU's going to lose.

Les didn’t hug Erin Andrews. ;-)

Bama dominated offensively?

really? I mean, they only scored 9 points…

Les Miles...

is just playing hard to get.

Erin Andrews will intervene for LSU in an attempt to gain his affections now.

This great clips commercial is uber creepy...
Is halftime uber-long for this one?

Like they do with the Super Bowl?

Holy cow, Pioneer Woman has a "State Fair Food" category.

http://thepioneerwoman.com/cooking/category/holidays/state-fair-food/

I’mma go die of a delicious heart attack now.

mmmmmm

Caveman pops…

roasted turkey leg...

and a whole roasted ear of corn at a state fair = win

lies...

Deep Fried Twinkie.

And a beer at a state fair.

I always end up going for the gyros.
Ever tried making gyros?

Ground lamb and rosemary in a meatloaf pan works surprisingly well. And tzatziki is easy to make.

Can’t believe tzatziki sets off my spell-check.

I just call it Tarski sauce

because I never could actually pronounce it

aaaaaaaaaand

/philosopher’d

Haven't tried, but I should.

And I say cucumber sauce when I’m around people who don’t know what tzatziki is.

I absolutely have to make it to Greece and Turkey someday...

Ruins of the Greek and Roman Empires… plus kebabs and gyros.

anywhere in Europe

plenty of kebabs. it’s like the Europe version of Taco Bell

Deep Fried Twinkie is definitely FTW.
i wonder how double awesome it'd be...

if they wrapped them in bacon before frying

My arteries are clogging just thinking of that heavenly treat
this?

It almost looks nsfw

I need this in my life.

Get rid of the cherry and she’s perfect.

and the plate

needs to be served on a paper towel or wax paper

NO. Put it on a stick!
but how else...

are you going to smother it in raspberry syrup?

dipping station.

Or raspberry syrup in those new ketchup packets that Chik fil-a is using…dip or squeeze.

Plus, free hand can hold milkshake, rootbeer float, or beer.

mnmmmmm.... beer.....

no lactose in beer (well, except milk stouts but let’s not go there)

geez...

I can completely see Golden Corral having a fried-bacon-twinkie dressing station.

As an aside I mistakenly got drug to a Golden Corral on Veterans Day. It was absolute hell(even though I love veterans).

It can absolutely go by the chocolate fountain they've been blabbing about.
Simple...

A bacon-wrapped, deep-fried Twinkie and raspberry syrup milkshake.

jumbo straw for bacon pieces?
knife and fork for the whole thing.

a REAL milkshake.

served on open face French Toast

STUFFED with benton’s bacon and pastry creme.

think you could actually make a straw from bacon?
apparently you can

I'll have 2 orders of those, please.
Candied bacon? yes.
Yeah.

Just use a buttered rod. The butter helps it release.

huh huh, huh...

he said “rod”

Right. Food porn.
I really want to try fried coca-cola...

probably far too much

PW has some awesome recipes.

You cannot beat her cinnamon rolls.

Those Bama fan's daughter

should be hanged by her big toes

Was that Chizik?

I swear I saw teeth.

Is this guy getting gently booed?
I would have.

Do it playfully and it gets chuckles from the people around you.

Man...

he sucked. How do you run out of time?

Dude took like 15 seconds for his first kick.

he couldn't even get a ball 35 yards in the air

AND he took 15 seconds for his first kick

That's because he's our next scholarship kicker.

/trollgaze

nah...

he’s our new special teams coach.

Or the future HC for the next school that hires Mike Hamilton.

I'd line em all up and then go on a kicking spree.
Why do they never show the number of plays in TV stats?

I care about that a lot more than TOP. (Which I know they didn’t show there, but still.)

stats...

LSU = 24 plays for 43 yards
Bama = 41 plays for 225 yards

That's barely enough plays to stay loose through halftime.
Bama is a lot more explosive

this game than the first time they played

It's weird how Alabama's offense feels so slow.

You know they’re running as fast as anybody else, but they make it look plodding.

I think they are just deliberate...

they take their time, but it feels like its just with the intent of being efficient.

Yeah. It's very effective.

But it makes everything feel slow – even the opposing defense. Weird.

it's also that

LSU is crazy fast, too.

what the double digits?
who would've guessed

that at some point, it’d be 12-0

They're showing off now.
RUNNING UP THE SCORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I wish I was a billionaire...

if only because I’d offer Saban 10mil/year to coach my NFL team

but he can't cheat on recruiting in the NFL

I think

yeah...

but I’d only own an NFL teams so I could hire away good coaches of rival teams

heck...

if I owned an EPL team, I’d hire him away too

Or a race horse.

;-)

I'd just sign all of the starters from whatever team was drawn into the US' group

and then play them every single game until dead

He'll just raft 3 every round

and drop the 2 underperformers.

LSU suddenly looks flat out bad...

please win LSU, I don’t want the redneck Bama fans here to become completely insufferable.

The normal ones are fine, I just can’t stand the inordinate number that actually get angry enough to fight over things like the number of national championships or the possibility that Bear Bryant may not have been a saint.

FOURTEEN CHAMPIONSHIPS!!! WOOOO!
killed em?

I rec’d em!

DY and DY nation is trending on twitter

I had no idea Devrin was so popular

It's twitter

everything trends on twitter.

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
okay never mind, he did call a fair catch

but boooooooooo anyways

Alabama's receivers are very good at catching the ball.
Bama sure picked a good day...

to play their best game of the season

The funny thing is

there’s almost 25 minutes of play left

And it's still a two score game.
No kidding.

Has anybody else been up four scores on LSU this year?

plz make a monumental mistake, Bama

LSU needs some kind of momentum

(Starts chanting pick 6)
welp, Kirkpatrick is getting put on a medical scholly
Speaking of medical

Did Herman Lathers get put on a medical redshirt, or did we euthanize him?

Euthanize?

Jeez, no wonder coaches don’t want to come here.

speaking of veterinary treatment for our players...

would neutering our players prevent them from roaming(transferring)?

Soooo . . . sleeeeeepy
why even try the option against Alabama?

how about put in the QB who can throw

what the. . .

only a Les Miles QB can do that

Umm...what the hell was that?

Bold move, Jefferson…

Annnnnd that's the kind of night LSU has had
WHAT IN THE WORLD?

ok, I’m just calling it…

Bama Jean obviously sold her soul for that Ainge moment

That was one of the dumbest interceptions...

I didn’t know Matt Simms transferred to LSU

Even if that had been a completion, the defender was right there.

The smarter play was still to run the ball and let him block.

yeah, it was

that play was full of fail, and almost all of it was the fault of the QB.

Jefferson throws that away

then tries to blame the would-be receiver.

Bama's going to go up 5 scores now.
lolno

they would’ve needed to make a field goal for that

I will accept this as payback for a certain game I will refrain from mentioning.
Never

UT did absolutely nothing wrong

I was talking about the LSU game

We definitely messed up on that one.

No way is this payback...

If anything this makes things worse.

Alabama hate (>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>)^100 LSU hate

True, trying to look on the bright side here

Not a lot of things on the bright side however.

it'd been a fairly mild winter

weather wise

My bright side...

is that eventually we have to hire a good football coach

Eventually

But the year it does happen could be like one of those movies set in the future. (Dramatic announcer voice) In the year 2098, when dinosaurs rule the earth.

I will never accept payback for the bowl game.

That one still has me in fits

or the "return to Louisiana" game
Yes, have a QB controversy now.

That makes total sense Sydney J.

Phillip Fulmer is somewhere nodding his head in agreement.
Ok...

LSU will win 14-12

Look, Bama's defense is really good

But WHAT is this offense?

It's what you get when you have a Jefferson Pilot.

;-)

an LSU QB

versus a competent defense?

I’m starting to suspect that SEC defenses SUCKED this year

LSU almost made it past mid field with that punt

Almost.

Those were two imressive back to back runs
Yep...

LSU is obviously waaaaaaaay out of it mentally.

They need a basketball timeout badly… This feels like that one good 2h Kentucky drive.

time for a fumble that the refs really obviously miss
I've been meaning to make a list

for years now of things that have jumped the shark. The term “jump the shark” may itself make the list, but at the very top is athletes who beat themselves on the chest.

Tebowing?

pointing up to the roof whenever athletes do anything?

“Swagger” is also on the list.

Gruden's candidacy for college HC jobs?

The A-11 offense?

heh

Also good candidates.

They were good candidates...

but then they took an arrow in the knee

And we were so close to a touchdown
The game was just thisclose...

the being effectively over

Big 12 refs?

HOW DO I HOLDING PENALTY?

7 field goal attempts

Yes, this NC game will be remembered fondly by non-Bama fans

Last year was year of the quarterback

This year could be year of the kicker.

PRESCIENCE

Congrats!

And Brent Musberger just made that joke.

I retract my posting rights immediately.

This game has all of us thinking as if we were awake 6 hours after our bedtime.

It’s forgivable.

If Oregon had scored 15 this way, Puddles would have done 45 push-ups by now.
Hadn't thought of that.

Had Boise State made that field goal, Bama might not even be in this game.

and Bama...

may have not even shown up for their BCS game vs. a WVU or Clemson.

So we could end up with a perception of each team’s quality that is worlds different than what we’ll have after this one with no real change in the quality of the actual teams.

It’s amazing what one little difference can make.

BUT WE HAVE TO KNOW WHO THE BEST TEAM IS, IT'S CRUCIALLY IMPORTANT

/sigh

Ooh, ooh. Another thing for the list

Holding up four fingers before the fourth quarter.

I'd be tempted to hold three up. Just to be snarky.
ooooh, oooh

for a kicker who’s hit a 60 yarder before, when lining up for a 50 yarder, commentators saying “oh, this is a chip shot for him”

Hey, I just realized something. Sure, college football is over,

but no more Craig James for months.

That deserves a Woo!
isn't he running for Senative
I think you mean Sineater
Holy crap...

I thought that was a joke.

Don’t want to get too into politics, but he’s gonna get massacred.

Yeah, but that's easy enough to ignore. I don't live in Texas.
Fake punt?
That might have been the last real opportunity for one.
No

Les only does that when he has something to lose.

LSU has apparently chosen a slow death

maybe this will at least bore Saban into moving onto a new challenge

Kirk Herbstreit's MVP is AJ McCaron

As a holder. It’s that kinda night

So that's how it's done. When you grab the punt returner, you don't let go.

I get it now.

/sigh

Seriously...

change QBs LSU, if he hasn’t gotten it done in the first 3.5 quarters it’s not likely to change.

They almost crossed midfield

Then the force field forced him backwards.

It's sad when midfield is the most exciting line in the game.
Holy offensive outburst, Batman!
Excellent use of assonance.
He's so scared of getting hit

it’s ridiculous.

he's lost out there...

they need to change QBs. Dumb Les Miles showed up tonight.

Yeah, I don't think he understands the option
it's not like that type of option works against Bama

if they had been using the read option or the one that Florida used during the national championship year with Tebow, maybe.

CHANGE QUARTERBACKS

the current guy is playing like Joey Matthews

Jefferson has been atrocious

Jarrett Lee should have seen action tonight…unbelievable.

/drafted by Raiders
This is frustating...

LSU has a perfectly competent backup and they refuse to use him in the most important game they could possibly play.

This is like some nightmare designed just for LSU fans

4th and 18

There is no joy in Baton Rouge, Casey Clausen does not play for the Tigers.

Nice to see a New Orleans team

Actually play a game with unbiased refs

oops, that might’ve been offensive….

Just remember to mute before the banana hammer jingle.
And the Valley Shook...

is 10% fans mad at Les Miles for not playing Lee, and 90% fans bending over backwards to excuse Les Miles.

Please tell me everyone else sees that their offensive struggles are largely the result of Jefferson being terrible today.

Oh, yes.

But there’s no sense in expecting LSU fans to be unbiased about it. We wouldn’t be any better.

True...

We had fans ready to fire Fulmer after the 99 Florida game, and folks constantly excusing him for felonies committed by his players

and I'm not kidding...

I specifically remember taking a call in the 3Q of the 99 Florida game from a friend’s brother demanding Fulmer be fired.

so LSU's unnecessarily positive....

and we’re quick to be clamoring for someone to be fired?

Sounds about right, honestly.

I was surprised how negative UT fans could be when I moved here.

obvious struggles are obvious

why not go to Lee? why? that’s the only way they beat us last year

Les Miles has brought them to the promised land

he’ll be considered a coaching genius for a few more years

I still hope that the kicker gets MVP.

Even with that missed XP, Bama’s up by 7 scores.

Given that this game involved Bama and LSU fans,

I wonder what kinds of bets will have to be paid up this week.

Sigh and now begins the massive amount of RTR texts I'll receive

The pain of living in Alabama.

I can forget listening to 102.3...

out of Chattanooga(sports talk radio) for the next 9 months.

It’s usually at least amusing, but it’s going to be insufferable until they lose their next game or Saban leaves.

stream 'The Drive"?

They could be worse….

And now the LSU O-line has quit.

They’re not blocking anything.

lulz...

STILL playing Jefferson.

This loss is entirely on Jefferson and Miles.

And surrendering...

seriously, who cares if you lose by 28 instead of 21?

So, been watching the game, but to ask it

Keeping Jordan Jefferson in the game all game long is the worst decision in the history of against-Alabama football dating back to not getting Lincoln a closer FG attempt, right?

I believe its worse than that...

just because not playing Lee is actually a continuous series of bad decisions equivalent to not getting Lincoln closer.

True.

So the worst decision in the history of ever.

BTW

EU3 is HARD.

word...

did you read any of the AARs or the wiki?

I think the tutorial may actually be useful in the latest edition too.

No. It isn't. At all. In any way. At all. Period.

I’ve looked through like 30 pages of the Audacity of Hope thing. That was baller.

Yeah...

he eventually forces Portugal to convert to a Shamanist tribe.
That’s some hilarious alternate history, I can just imagine the looks on the Portuguese peasants faces as the Iroquois war canoes start landing on the beaches.

I feel like I've reached the not-interesting point.

The point where he knows he’s going to win, he just has to figure out how.

Few LSU folks...

calling for Les Miles head.

I’d love for the random idiots to get their wish, and for LSU to resume the place they occupied in the SEC for the better part of 3 decades before Saban arrived.

Fail At All The Things!
Oh, here we go.

Musburger’s been saving this one up for a long time.

Oh the awkward clapping of LSU assistant coaches on the sideline
"Do we clap like normal people?

Or like our head coach?"

If I clap like a normal person will our head coach make me eat grass?
"But if I eat grass do we win?

Did Les remember to eat his grass? Maybe someone should remind him…."

AstroTurf

He was doomed

You'd have to have four stomachs to digest that stuff
Quick...

someone call Chavis.

Gotta admit, I like them not doing the Gatorade thing.

It’s like they’ve been here before.

and they just did it

lol

I don't...

winning is great and all, but what’s the point if you aren’t allowed to enjoy it?

Oh, they're enjoying it.

And I have no problem with the shower. I just get bored watching it so often.

I want to see a coach Gatoraide bath themsleves.
I want to see two players hold the coach by the arms

and the bath come face-first.

After game...

celebratory keg stand.

Or pick up the coach and dunk him head-first into the gatorade.
Or set up a dunking booth of gatorade

Where the players take turns throwing the football at the target.

Wrap him in trainer's tape.
I suppose that would be the equivalent of giving yourself a pat on the back.
I'd do it...

after my team lost.

ESPN would love that.

This.

It’s, like, tradition.

Who would've predicted...

21-0 for either team?

The Bama fan who sold their soul...

for a 21-0 win

Bama fans don't have SOULS.
Well, at least #1 won't be controversial.
And somewhere a Cowboy cries.
and somewhere, a Cowboy/Tree says

“oh….. that’s what they meant by defense…”

WE COULD SCORE FOURTY ON THEM WE'RE MEN
I think OSU could have done similarly had they faced tonight's edition of Jefferson instead of Luck.
And I'm sure

Collin Klein would’ve done better….

AND I STILL...

had a Cowboys fan yelling at my TV screen crying about how this defense wouldnt work on thier offense. I really wish that they would have played OSU so that they could have got beat down and finally shut them the hell up! i dont care if it was either LSU or Bama.

agreed

The only thing a Bama/LSU rematch gauranteed was the first SEC loss in the BCS championship game format.

Bama would have probably had about 500 yards rushing on OSU
Well, I'm out.

Was fun. I’ll have to try the pork marinade.

Amusing reads for everyone...

these are AARs(After Action Reports) for a WW2 strategy game called Hearts of Iron 3. They are basically narratives written as the game is played, with screenshots provided. Some are comedies, some are very serious.

President Gary Busey and Friends(USA)

The CSA in World War 2(Confederate States)

Gary Busey's advisors include...

Egon Spengler
General Zod
Tony Stark
Gunny

Sal Sunseri?

Sal Sunseri.

Help me out here

Is there a scenario out there where going 10 days without a defensive coordinator this close to Signing Day is NOT a bad sign for Dooley and our program in general? Obviously none of us knows what is actually going on behind the scenes, and the school isn’t talking, so all we’re left with is speculation and message board innuendo, but am I wrong to think that our inability to hire someone within 10 days could be indicative of major problems for us?

Maybe he's just waiting for Nick Saban to become available.

;-)

Well, winning 21-0? In a national championship game? Kicking 5 FGs?

I just don’t know if Alabama can win consistently without getting the ball into the end zone more. I’m not sure if Nick Saban is the man for the job.

On a related note, I was greatly amused by all the anti-SEC folk

on Twitter last night ridiculing those offenses and saying teams like Oklahoma State would have been able to beat either of those teams. Good stuff.

I think the Colts would have had trouble moving the ball against Bama last night.

I think the Saints might have had their issues.

Certainly would’ve held them under, what was it, the 48 they put up on Detroit?

It's a bit of a shame that a VERY crisp defensive performance by Alabama

was marred by such a hideous attempt at quarterback-like activity by Jefferson.

DEFENSIVE coordinator.

;-)

But seriously

The only scenario that could explain the delay and not be a bad sign would be they are doing their due diligence on making sure Shannon doesn’t bring some NCAA baggage with him, but that doesn’t make sense either because the Miami investigation is still basically in its infancy (have they even received a LOI yet?) and I doubt anyone’s name can be cleared anytime soon.

I can’t think of any other plausible scenario that doesn’t involve basically everyone we ask turning us down (or Dooley and Hart being unable to agree – frankly, either situation is bad for the program, IMO). It’s just been too long a wait to explain it away with anything else.

Yeah, I don't know either.

If they were waiting to interview a Bama/LSU assistant, it would all make sense. Or perhaps some guy from an NFL playoff team who may or may not have lost this last weekend (though that’s less likely).

But the possibility that they’re completely blowing this one is certainly in play. It really didn’t help losing that Kentucky game, as our last image on the year is one of a bad loss, a missed bowl game, and a hot seat. I think it would be a lot easier to find replacement coaches if the team had bothered to win that game.

Naturally losing to KY was a bad thing

But losing in embarrassing fashion to end the season can’t be the sole reason we seem unable to hire a DC. Teams lose games like that all the time.

But if your point is that coaches are reluctant to come here because word on the street is that Dooley is a dead man walking, well, that’s the “bad sign for the program” that I was talking about.

Yeah, that was my point.

The game itself wasn’t so much the problem as was the inevitable reaction to the loss – that UT fans are now upset. (Contrast to before Hunter’s injury, when we had dreams of 50 points/game every weekend.)

Well...

I don’t think the coaching candidates care what the fans think. I’m more worried that word is out in coaching circles that Dooley is already a lame duck, regardless of what happens next year.

I could see that.

I don’t think that’s the case, to be honest, but I can see the concern. I think that 8 wins would be enough to hang on for one more year, and I think that’s a lot easier in 2012 than 2011.

Well, nobody knows what the case is

We just know that days keep passing without us hiring anyone. We’ve been blaming the recruits we’ve lost so far on things like grades, but I would think at some point not having a defensive coordinator during a crucial recruiting time will harm us. And now is not the time for Dooley to be punting a recruiting class.

OTOH

Our opponents have scored the same amount as Bama’s opponents since the day Wilcox left. I say we keep doing what we’re doing and don’t hire anyone.

Hart could certainly clear that up with any prospective coach

and back it up contractually, so I’m not sure that’s really an issue. That would be more of an issue with recruits.

Reality is that this has been done very quietly and we’re simply debating hearsay and shadows due to lack of anything from the AD. This is mostly a result of the 24/7, always on communication technologies moving at a pace that’s different than what the AD and HC coach are ready/willing to respond to.

I'm not debating anything

I’m just making an observation that going 2 weeks without a defensive coordinator during the heart of recruiting season is not a good sign. Dooley and Hart themselves have expressed that they wanted to make a hire quickly. The fact that they have not been able to do so would seem to be a bad thing, and not an illusion of perception created by the internet.

Disappointed I missed this thread

This game would have been infinitely more exciting/fun whilst reading this.

..divide by zero, yes.
Defensive Coordinator Position

I am starting to get a little bit frustrated with the DC vacancy. Its not the time that bothers me because its only been a week its the things floating around that just make everything look like, in the words of Gunnery Sgt Highway, a Cluster*. Now all I can attest to is what I read on the boards and the internet and what I hear on the Sports Animal. A co-worker is a member of Volquest and apparently according to Volquest Hart likes Shannon and Dooley does not? Not sure if this is true but if it is I am a little concerned by this. Additionally he said that TN offered Phil Bennett from Baylor, (this being the same Baylor that allowed an average of like 40 points a game and gave up 56 to Washington) and he turned TN down. Now this is troublesome to me on so many levels if this is true. Next TN is no longer interested in Kevin Steele due to the Orange Bowl performance however I don’t see this as much worse than Baylor? At any rate the only other candidates I have read or heard about is Tommy Spangler, the DC at La Tech, Sal Sunseri, LBs coach at AL, and the Atlanta guy, VanGorder, that just accepted Auburns DC position. Now I realize Spangler is from La Tech and this would not be viewed very well by Vol fans and I am not sure I would be overly excited about it but aside from Shannon none of the other names appear to be better to me. At least Spangler has improved his teams Defense every year. Sunseri is a position coach and not sure he is even qualified to be a DC and Dooley does not have the time for a learning curve so to speak. Neither Steele nor Bennett inspire any sort of confidence with me, and it appears obvious Shannon isn’t coming because let’s face the contract negotiations could not possibly be that big of deal. So anyone here have any thoughts on our vacant DC position.

That story actually came from FL98

And like everything else I’ve read about the situation, I have no idea if any of it is true.

Which story

Which story came from FL98? And if TN truthfully offered the job to Bennett and he turned it down. I have at least two MAJOR concerns with this! First of all why would TN even consider this guy considering the record at Baylor, first year or Baylor’s Defense was mediocre even by BIg 12 standards, and second this guy actually turned TN down? Really this guy?

The Hart likes Shannon, Dooley does not

And the part about Bennett, I think. I believe the first place that stuff was mentioned was here: http://www.feelslike98.com/featured/where-we-are-and-how-we-got-there/01/09/2012/ but I could be wrong.

Thanks

All I know is what I read and hear like I said so I am not in the know. However the more I hear about being turned down the more I do not like it. I have been a Dooley supporter and continue to be however I am slightly

worried?

It’s like we’re finishing each other’s sentences!

Yea

OK now I reading that Steele is out at Clemson and he is calling his recruits? My first reaction is I’d fire him for that showing on National TV too, then I realized he would not be calling recruits had he been fired? Now I am concerned!

At this point there's nothing to fear but fear itself.

We’re all just getting worked up about rumors and inuendos created by round the clock access to blogs and chat boards due to our impatience that the HC and AD refuse to conduct their search in full view of the public. We want the AD and the coach’s business to be a live reality show and when it’s not, we invent the content that gets us all worked up.

I'm not worked up by rumors

I could take or leave them. What has me worried is that we are now on Day 10 of our (official) defensive coordinator search, after Coach Dooley said at his press conference “the quicker the better” with the hire.

That story reeks...

of confirmation bias.

See, Dooley sucks and is an idiot… but Hart is a football genius.
Therefore, we’ll be better once Hart gets to hire his own coach and that moron Dooley hits the road.

It reminds me of the average fan’s opinion of every backup QB on every struggling team.

I find it hard for anyone to make the case this year

that Worley or Simms were better qb’s than Bray.

If I understood what you said correctly.

What I was saying...

is that believing that Hart is smart but being hamstrug by Dooley allows fans to believe that the team’s problems will be fixed as soon as Hart is in control and is able to hire his own coach. Aka, the fix will be fast and relatively painless because the problems are entirely the fault of someone we can get rid of immediately.

It’s equivalent to fans of a bad team that have convinced themselves that their savior is riding the bench. It allows them to retain some amount of hope.

If everyone believed that Hart was a moron, or that the bad team they pull for has no good QBs they’d be a lot more depressed.

And there was a sizable contingent of UT fans who were calling for Worley Bray just like there was a sizeable contingent calling for Crompton over Ainge back in 2007. Some folks are just miserable if UT isn’t perfect and will invent their own fantasy version of events to satisfy their desire to believe UT is always one change away from being a powerhouse again.

Ahh, ok.

I tend to not listen to the fans who are a missed pass away from panic at any given moment, so I assumed everyone realized that Bray was this year, by far, the best qb on the team.

Agree about your analysis of the “Dooley stupid, Hart smart!” attitude, though.

solid point

but Hart was a much more impressive hire than Dooley, so it’s not like there’s nothing backing up the “I trust Hart more than Dooley” sentiment

Things floating around...

are going to float around no matter what. That’s the media age we live in. If you don’t read all the crap and just settle on one or two trusted sources, life is much less frustrating.

Or, even better,

hit the snooze alarm and wait until actual hires are made.

My snooze alarm only lasts 9 minutes

Where can I find a 10-day model?

But that's not as much fun

The trick is not to get too caught up in the wishful thinking or dissapointment of the various rumors.

This Thread

This thread is updating very slowly for me and I assuming its because there are over 500 comments

Grass is green.

Water is wet.

And I am irritated that we don’t have a defensive coordinator yet.

The rhyming was unintentional.

Maybe I should be a poet.

You're a poet

and you’re
not even
aware.

Awesome.

Well played.

Everybody be happy!

WE BEAT FLORIDA !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

That was so 46 seconds ago
Do you know how to post videos to Facebook?
I am 12 years old and what is this?
I had to look it up.

No cable ftw.

It's the pause that really makes that line so facepalmingly memorable

“Do you know how to post videos to….Facebook?”

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